May 6, 2008
News Bits: Can One Guy Handle That?

- Indiana and North Carolina vote today.
- Saddam thought that he might get VD from the American guards in his prison.
- Never let anyone tell you that European news is sooo much more dignified than American news. They are currently fascinated by this Austrian father-daughter sex slave story (but who can blame them?)
- First Texas needle exchange program will not come to pass.
- Scientists have now found that being smart may not lead to evolutionary success.
- Cops in Cali found 300 frozen dead cats in some guy's house.
- Don't cry, boys: ScarJo is engaged.


