Overheard in Austin: These May Make You Sick
Overheard is back! This edition comes courtesy of Sarah Jones, Hunter Warren, John Bacon, Robert F, "BlahHaha," and Henri Mazza.
Did you hear something hilarious or just plain weird this week? Send 'em to overheard@austinist.com and we'll publish the best... eventually.
| Drunk Girl at Spider House: | You know how when you get really drunk, like, you look like you have Down Syndrome? |
| My Brain: | No. No, I don't. |
| Girl, in bathroom at Lions show at Victory Grill: | This bathroom smells like Long John Silver's |
| Other girl: | Seriously, who fried their snatch? |
| Girl, to her boyfriend after Ghostland Observatory show at Austin Music Hall, standing in the stairway as the crowd streams past: | You want me to give someone a blowjob? Would it turn you on to watch me give a guy a blowjob? I'll give that guy a blowjob. (gestures) Not that one, but that one. Do you want me to? |
| Woman, to her friend in the bathroom stall at Donn's Depot: | My hand smells like crotch. |
| Excited guy at the Domain, walking out of a restaurant with two hot-ish chicks: | I'm gonna go buy somethin' SICK! |
| Girl on her cell phone at the bus stop: | Dude, it should never take you an hour and a half to shave your vagina. |
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