April 30, 2008
Extra Extra: You Can Take That to the Bank
- Perry names two (including his former chief of staff) to the Texas Transportation Commission.
- Authorities say some boys from the FLDS compound may have been sexually abused there.
- Four people died in a head-on collision near Bastrop last night.
- Some residents on West Johanna and West Mary should keep boiling their water.
- 21-year-old man tries to get a Ft. Worth bank to cash a $360 billion check that a) was forged (obvs) and b) not even made out to him.
- Mavericks coach Avery Johnson fired after their loss to New Orleans last night.
- Instead of Weekend at Bernie's, it seems like someone had a weekend (or months, even) at grandma's.



