Austinist: Get More Drunk At The Alamo!

crw

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:14:47 -0600

i am excited that they'll have liquor. but i agree that the food is starting to suck more and more. and the service tends to be even worse. the last 5 times i've ordered a meal, my order has been screwed up royally in one way or another. even when they get the order right, it is just simply low quality food executed poorly. at a normal restaurant this is no problem. you talk to yer server, they take care of the issue, no big deal. but at the alamo it a fuggin hassle. i go to a theater to watch a movie; i dont want to discuss what they screwed up on my order in the middle of the film. i love the concept of the alamo, but my problem with their business is that when they screw up yer order it is a pain in the ass. when this happens you have three options: 1) write a lengthy explanation in the dark on a beer soaked piece of paper with a dull putt-putt pencil, 2) have a discussion with waitstaff while whispering so as not to disturb others, or 3) just simply shut up and be at their mercy. regardless it can be very frustrating. has anybody else found this to be the case?

LoudMouth

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:19:43 -0600

I'm liking either the vagii or the vaginai as long as vaginai is said like vag-I-nI.

truecraig

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:51:17 -0600

That's the LM I've come to know and love! Wait, is it vaginae or vaginai? Vagii (Gift of the)? Vaginae-nae?

LoudMouth

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:31:02 -0600

If anyone wants to paint some graffiti across from out compund that says, "MORE ORAL SEX FOR ALL" in 2 foot letters, I am totaly cool with that.

LoudMouth

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:29:51 -0600

Hey man, that's not cool to talk about my vagina, my husband's vagina, or my 43 wives vaginae. Not cool at all. I chastise you, brother man.

truecraig

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:52:16 -0600

Or diarrhea. Whichever's easiest to discuss.

truecraig

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:45:14 -0600

LM, for the record, I'm totally cool with you talking about your own vagina diarhea.

heyzeus

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:40:59 -0600

Seth, I got the solution. Don't go. Don't drink. Nobody gives a fuck.

davetx

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:27:07 -0600

LM, I think as long as it's your diarrhea, you're OK. Just don't talk about someone's wife's diarrhea....;-)

LoudMouth

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:53:00 -0600

Oh shit. If truecraig is going to chew me out for talking about Shilli's wife's woman-parts he's going to stomp my ass for talking about diarrhea.

LoudMouth

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:49:02 -0600

What is really strange is that the more money they charge, the more money they make, the worse their food is. The last meal I had there gave me diarrhea and it didn't even taste all that good going down.

seth

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:15:52 -0600

Ouch. No deals on the drinks, as expected from the Alamo. Christ, I wish some other restaurants would start showing feature films to give the Leagues an incentive to lower their prices. They are making so much goddamned money it's ridiculous that Austin's venture capitalists haven't taken notice and jumped into this market. Seth