Craigslist: Missed Connections

As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Reggae Fest/ EMS/ You kept losing consciousness - w4m
You: Handsome, 25yo, man, lost consciousness four times while I tried to keep you calm and called EMS. Think you were having a heat stroke. Pretty sure you live in Cedar Park.Me: Budinsky with a cup of ice trying to cool you off and keep you alert. Brunette with peace tank top and short schoolgirl skirt. I caught you twice when your knees buckled.
Are you ok? That shit can kill you. Please let me know. Last time I saw you letting them check you out in the ambulance you looked as pale as a sheet. I am seriously worried.
Drop me a line? Let me know you are ok?
Drop you a line for some more mouth to mouth or more reggae? We know what goes on at that fest, and it's not the sun making people lose consciousness.
Carnation Boy - m4w - 18 (Guadalupe)
To the guy who gave me the pretty flower for no reason at allThanks it made my night even though I'm soooooooo wasted right now
Mental note, start passing out cheap flowers to drunk co-eds ASAP.
Sitting in the emergency room sucks, you and friend had whataburger - 33
My best freind accidently OD'd and you where limping around looking all sexxy lexxy in the ER.... I was the deilshly handsome guy In the white shirt
For realsies?! What are the two places we always tell you that you should NEVER pick up woman? The ER and the strip club. Listen up people, it's for your own good.
You: Attractive, intelligent and analytical. Great body and mind. Pleasantly surprised at our conversation.Me: Caucausion, black shirt. You danced for me several times and I thought you were great.
Sigh. What did we JUST say. Seriously.
it's just that i'm so stupid...
Well, at least you can admit it.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.


