April 4, 2008
News Bits, Job Layoffs and Orgies!

- The economy "shed" 80,000 jobs in March.
- Hillary denies denial after "mishearing."
- 81% of Americans polled think the nation is heading in the wrong direction. How many Romans thought Rome was heading in the wrong direction?
- The Round Rock officers who shot and killed a naked man have been identified.
- What the hell is a WAG and why do they all seem cracked out?
- Formula One motor racing chief Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers.



What the hell is a WAG and why do they all seem cracked out?
WAGs are apparently "Wives and Girlfriends of the English national football team." It was the first regular result on Google, FWIW.