Your Faithful Old News Bits

- Clinton: The "sniper fire" I dodged was really more like little bits of fast-moving air.
- That adulterous new NY gov also tried coke and pot when he was younger. What decadence!
- In the movies, there's always an air marshal on your flight at the right time. Apparently in real life it just ain't so.
- Relatives of Virginia Tech victims are being offered $100K not to sue the pants off of the school.
- Google wants to wiggle in between your TV channels.
- Parents of slumber-partying children, beware: RL Stine's "Goosebumps" series is back!
- George Michael to tour the US and Canada this summer! The real George Michael, not George Michael Bluth, unfortunately.
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