Craigslist: Missed Connections

As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Cute Girl at Scientology Protest - m4w

Cute girl at the protest today. You were wearing a mask, and it made you even cuter. We made jokes about the internet and the other people that were there. People honked at us and we yelled back at them. I was the guy in the dark sweatshirt and the glasses, taking pictures with a camera who was handing out the flyers. Lets meet for coffee and clams someday.
PS I am not a OSA agent. Don't worry. I am not really trying to find your personal information.

Sincerely,
Every male at the protest.

We hope that those kids end up Tom Cruise crazy in love for each other!

scientology raid - w4m

you: guy fawkes mask me: guy fawkes mask
did we have a connection?

Uh oh, we smell a plot brewing!!

To the girl who stole my beads... - m4w

And to think, I was "scoping you out" in a major way, until you yanked my one, sad, broken set of beads off my belt loop, tied them around your neck, and scampered off with a couple of your friends...
I thought we HAD something, purple-shirt-girl. You totally owe me, like, 45-cents.

Easy come, Easy go. And in this case Easy just stole your beads.

Hot Mime Girl: Let's Mime on the Weekend - m4w

Dear Hot Mime Girl (long black hair):
Can we mime on the weekend some time? I'm a nine-to-fiver with sumptuous mime skills and an insatiable thirst for choreographed gesticulation. Let's ride an imaginary tandem bike through the storm and all the way to heaven. You've lassoed my heart.

Signed,

Your Secret Admirer

Mimes have one heck of an 'O' face, but that makeup is a bitch to wash off your clothes!

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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