AFF Wants To Take You For A Ride in Blood Car

Finding that a rumbling engine can coax some rather disturbing lovin' out of Denise, Archie sacrifices everything he believes in to keep his fuel meter at "F". Using old ladies, furry woodland creatures and busty hitchhikers to propel his sex-crazed madness, Archive become a one man meat grinder, leaving no fleshy body part unbutchered. Unfortunately, the government is watching and wants their own blood car for themselves, and will stop at nothing to get it.

Mere words cannot encapsulate the ridiculousness that is this film. We are convinced that there is no line that Blood Car would be hesitant to cross when it comes to taste, but that is what makes the film so much fun. Sure, they don't have the best effects or the best acting or the best script, but when you consider that this little indie was made for about $25K, things start to pull into perspective and you realize that it is the work of crazy genius. Not once did we think "Oh, we've seen this all before." The ending was a complete surprise and had us guffawing like a donkey with asthma. Every blood spurt, every sex scene, every gory detail is absolutely disgusting and hilarious. And strangely enough, it left us wondering what crimes we would commit, and even what crimes we are supporting presently (Has anybody seen my WMD? I know I left it laying around here somewhere...) just so we can get from here to there and back again, all in the comfort of our sweet ride.