Craigslist: Missed Connections


As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Jeff the A$$hole! - w4m

At least I think that's your name... I met you at sidebar last night, you drive a big, white SUV containing my cell phone and hoodie. Not only did you leave before I got up this morning but you have my stuff.

You truly are amazing but a complete jerk, I guess. I hope you get this!

It wasn't so much the above posting that amused us as much as the follow up posts. Available for you after the jump...

RE:Jeff the A$$hole! w4m - w4m

So you met a guy and went home with him after knowing him for a couple of hours!?....and you didnt even know his name!?....got plans for tonight? I promise I will give you your shit back before I leave!

re: RE:Jeff the A$$hole! - w4m - w4m - w4m

It's not the Jeff I know but damn that was funny.

So wondering how long should a woman get to know a man before they do the deed?

a few minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years?

What's the right time to say, "Not tonight honey I have a headache?"


Maybe she was high or drunk? Maybe his name was really Pedro.

Only the man with her cell phone and hoodie will really know.

re: Jeff the A$$hole! - w4m - m4w

Hey I've been trying to call you to give your stuff back, but the only number you gave me rings in my passenger seat. Sorry I left early, I had to pick my girlfriend up at Bergstrom. I tried to wake you up for a quicky before I left but you just laid there drooling. I took a picture. It's funny as hell.

Ahhh. A story as old as time. We hope that you enojoyed it. Care to share your version?

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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