Wednesday Night Chain Snatch!

Yeah, it’s Wednesday, and you’re wondering what the hell you’re going to check out tonight. Options, options, options. Sure, there’s that Netflix Janjaweed documentary you got just to make you look “cultured”, which you’ve been using as a coaster for the past two weeks. Stank laundry cries for some soap. Then there’s that one barista at Little City that you’ve been meaning to start stalking. But you know what? There’s no good reason to commit to those endeavors when there’s something much more pressing that deserves your Wednesday night attention.

A dancefloor and some refreshing mid-week boozing!

Which is sweet, because Markus With a K and his cohort Bird Peterson will be working their magic to make your excessive inebriation that much more enjoyable, and your Thursday morning hang over that much less of an elephant shitting on your face. Which you totally deserve to allow yourself.

Look at the nips on that guy! NO! Look at them!