Noos Bits
- The Iraqi defense minister just said that the country will need US military help through at least 2018. That would make...oh...fifteen years of US involvement, total.
- Bush begs Saudi Arabia to produce more oil, help a brother out.
- Obama tries to stop the hatred between his campaign and Hillary's. Good luck, buddy.
- Breaking news: midlife crises may be caused by narcissism and general "jerkiness". Thank you, New York Times!
- Monkey makes robot walk. We love it when scifi turns real.
- The New York Post put a fake Jessica Simpson in the stands at Sunday's Cowboys vs. Giants contest, hoping to put Tony Romo off his game.
- Apparently, the Golden Globes were totally underwhelming.
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