Craigslist: Missed Connections

As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Drunkard for your amusement

I just got out of the longest relationship of my life. She left me, and now I am single. I've spent my days working and at night I drink like there's no tomorrow. I love to drink. It's a family tradition, and I'm really good at it too. I'm pretty sure I like music a lot as well. I play in a couple crappy bands that you have probably never heard of. I go out a lot. There is just something I need that I find in a bar. I rarely hit on girls as usually just being in a bar makes me truly content until they kick me out. I think I stare at women when I'm drunk. Long stares. Then I stumble home, and send insane emails. Maybe browse casual encounters or look at some porn. Satisfy myself and crawl into bed.
I think I'm going slightly crazy and I'd like to meet a fun girl to help me get my head out of my ass. I'm pretty broke, but I'm nice.
I'm a whitey. I'm a shorty (5"8"). I'm a uh 140lbsy. I'm not quite 30 yet.

Somebody date this guy. You can't be THIS honest and not get a response.

Stinky Hand?

Hey Dickhead..nice suit..be careful who you give dirty looks 2....(your lucky I had my kids with me)you may get a foot in your ass next time instead of a handfull of liquid ass..Hope you had a stinky new years eve..LMAO * Location: RR Fireworks

Hey, wait a minute. We were buying fireworks that night and our hand STILL stinks.

austin city jail holding room

you were a very hot brunette , we said hello . i had tickets and you had a pi
lets go do something with our freedom . im the blonde guy in the lsu cap
* Location: lockup

Hey, if you're stuck somewhere with nothing to do...

idiot carjacking couple

You: Couple of morons who thought it was a good idea, seeing as how you were being pursued by eight cops and a helicopter, to exchange your Kia for a Geo Metro in the Epoch parking lot. Nice choice of getaway cars......Not.
Me: Leggy Nordic dame, one of two dozen people snickering while the cops rifle through your car.

Since you're about to be famous -- America's Dumbest Criminals has already been notified -- I just want your autograph.

We always miss all of the good stuff! Sitting in the back of that cop car we couldn't see anything. Dang.

Missed connection with my internal powerbook power supply

Hello there, my 12" Powerbook internal power supply is dead..
I'll give $20 for anyone to meet at Austin Java on Barton Springs just long enough for me to borrow your 12" power book battery to stick in mine so I can transfer files to my external drive.

anyone? help :) Kevin

Oh.. and I don't need love.. Just juice. Thank You :)

Juice is Love, isn't that Jamba's slogan?

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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