Craigslist: Missed Connections


As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Nudist wants company - m4w

I love nudity. If you do and are looking for a place to relax completely nude and get a tan naturall with no tanning booths but completely natural by nature let me hear from you. I have the perfect place. If you want to come out and camp & bring other nudist that is ok too. I am not looking for sex but being male wont turn it down either I just love being naked with others. If you are shy and need to take time adjusting to the natural enviorment you can do that

This is not about sex. Let's just get naked, and have some sex. But it's not about sex. But if you want to have some sex we totally will.

I have your groceries - m4w


So ya, I have some of your groceries.

You were in line ahead of me and I guess the bagger had a mix-up. I haven't eaten them yet, but wouldn't mind, since they're kinda tasty looking :P Let me know what they are and I'll gladly give them back.
* Location: Far West HEB

Hey sweet. They're ours! It was, uhhh, food. Yeah, that's the ticket, food. And we know that you totally stole our wine!

goth girl on the bus - congress - m4w

You were really cute. You have a long skirt on. and a collar.

Duh, you said she was goth. What goth worth her weight DOESN'T have a collar.

My new girlfriend - m4w

You have my name and number. I was too busy doing my job to ask you for yours. Sorry About that. Don't let my card lay around until you think too much time has passed to call.Your sister told my friend that I was probably an asshole, since you are only attracted to assholes. It is true that I am an Asshole at times, incredibly selfish about what I want. But I would bet that I am not the kind of asshole she thinks.Invest some time geting to know me. Pursue your own rational, selfish interests. * Location: Duran Duran

Simon Le Bon, we told you to stop using Craigslist. Seriously, we're tired of your love connections gone wrong. And for the last time, you totally are the asshole we told everyone you are.

what is worse...

watching a video of your ex's proposal or having that same ex offer to buy you a few months subscription to a dating site??

We'd say both, is that an option? But we'll let the readers decide. Readers?

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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