December 11, 2007
News Bits For Your Consideration
- GOP voters look at their candidates, say "eh".
- Environmental groups push idea of warning pregnant ladies about caffeine. But what if you want your baby to get a lot of homework done before it comes out?
- Are you not rich, only kinda super-privileged? Not to worry, Harvard will help. Just get your caffeinated fetus to ace the SATs in utero.
- A bunch of dudes really want to fly without parachutes, spend their lives building flying-squirrel suits. Men.
- Human beings have evolved faster in the past couple hundreds of years, partially because there are so many of us. Maybe we'll evolve wings, and those flying-squirrel guys can finally rest.
- Naomi Campbell went to the Led Zep concert and got mugged (by a very brave mugger - she's not one we'd like to anger).
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Why does Naomi Campbell have a five o'clock shadow? Hmmm.... I always suspected she was a trany.
Why does Naomi Campbell have a five o'clock shadow? Hmmm.... I always suspected she was a trany.