News Bits and Oral Sex!

- According to Microsoft, Santa likes to talk about oral sex.
- The space shuttle heads to the International Space Station this Saturday.
- The CIA destroyed vidoetaped evidence of their interrogations of two top terror suspects in 2002. Rest assured, this is probably an isolated incident.
- A positive sign for our economy.
- GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney is a mormon and nobody cares.
- The U.S. House sends kickass energy bill to Senate.
- City ordered to put booted APD officer back on force.
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