December 6, 2007
Austinist Review: The Ultimate Christmas Musical: The Musical!
Through 12/22, Th/Fr/Sa at 8pm
Salvage Vanguard Theater (map)
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It’s this re-characterization of the perennial icons of Christmas lore that drives the Yellow Tape Construction Company’s sometimes poignant, sometimes puerile but always charming The Ultimate Christmas Musical: The Musical. And it’s exactly why we would no longer be surprised to see Frosty, top hat in hand, waiting anxiously in line at a methadone clinic.
The Ultimate Christmas Musical: The Musical is Yellow Tape Construction Company’s seventh production and third musical. It takes place in a North Pole populated by nymphomaniac elves, philandering reindeer, and a Santa Claus so beleaguered by burgeoning disbelief in his existence that this year’s Christmas would take a miracle to pull off.
The story follows the kind of standardized plot line you’d expect from such an allegorical undertaking: Santa saves Christmas. And that’s a good thing. The absurdity of the characters in TUCM:TM—their crass insults, their pointed dialogue, their tongue-in-cheek cultural allusions—overshadows the development of the story to become the focal point of the show. The humor of TUCM:TM presents itself in the way its characters, exaggerated reflections of reality that they are, interact with each other within a realm of fantasy that is usually reserved for playful holiday piety.
“We spent a lot of time trying to write it from our perspective and have a good sense of humor and carry the kind of cynical, smart-ass crassness that all of the stuff we do has,” said Jonathon Morgan, TUCM:TM’s director. “But it’s still a Christmas musical. We didn’t want to write an anti-Christmas musical; that would be lame. We all like Christmas, so it would have felt stupid to make fun of it the whole show.”As a musical, TUCM:TM fully provides, with little more to be desired: A full band (drums, keyboard, saxophone, clarinet, guitar, standing bass, and backing vocals) drives the interstitial musical performances, which are well-rehearsed and act as apt transitions between scenes. In fact, one of the things we were most impressed with about TUCM:TM was the degree to which everything had been mastered. For a show that runs longer than an hour, we can’t remember a single line that was flubbed or dance routine that fell flat—and we saw the show on November 30th, the second day of its run.
We’d guess that TUCM:TM unfolded so fluidly in performance because the players seemed to be having so much fun. It’d be hard not to: The sprightly dialogue is witty and light, the characters are unapologetically randy, and, perhaps paramount to everything else, Christmas is a fun time of year. TUCM:TM is like a theatrical version of the regional sales manager drunkenly photocopying his bare ass at the company Christmas party: It reminds us that donning a Santa cap can be justification enough for letting loose.Ultimately, Yellow Tape Construction Company’s The Ultimate Christmas Musical: The Musical is a funny, fun, endearing musical pilgrimage across the plain of American holiday tradition.






Plus some of the elves and reindeer are hot!
All of them are hot. All! :)
This production is ridiculously well done. Kudos to all involved!
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