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Craigslist: Missed Connections
As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
To the "super stripper" and her boyfriend who pulled my car off that curb early Friday morning. Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate it.
We hear that she can even leap tall polls in a single bound, and now Super Stripper saves the day again. First that fire at the Lil' Stripper Orphanage, then saving those people from the evil clutches of Professor Pimp, and now this. What can't she do?!
My relationship with your voicemail...
Oh how I love my relationship with your voicemail. Your voicemail is reliable, patient, has great listening skills, provides great direction and guidance with every beep. My problem is that your voicemail doesn't hug, kiss, make me laugh (or laugh at my jokes), steam up the car windows, or give advice. For now I will continue my relationship with your voicemail...after all...I get to hear your sexy voice (I still miss your ears and arms).
We had a romantic relationship with a machine once. Unfortunately the librarian won't let us in anymore, we sure miss that microfiche machine.
I don't really know what else to ask of you...please, do to me what you want...and do it soon!
We can only assume that this was meant for us. We certainly don't know why it would be, but please give us a call and we can certainly arrange something. If you've got a taste for the red ass we're here to please.
Oilcan Harry's - An Apology to the Woman i danced with - w4w
you were there with a guy, we danced for awhile and i believe i may have been acting a little over the top - i had way too much to drink and I just wanted to apologize for not being as respectful as i should have.
You "believe that you may have?" That means that you definitely did. And we definitely need more information. Perhaps both parties would like to weigh in and we can mediate? We suggest civil discourse in the arena of jello, it's the only fair way.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
