Overheard in Austin
| Pre-teen girl wearing lots of makeup talking to her friend on the phone: | I can't believe you broke up. I totally thought you guys had a connection. |
| Older man who looks dressed for yoga staring intensely at a younger woman at Whole Foods: | My first lover was Irish. She was a dancer... and I used to get so jealous of her dancing with all of these men. But most of them were gay. |
| A man tells his girlfriend or wife sitting across from him at a restaurant: | You could even rest your head on the edge of the booth while you gave me a blow-job. |
| One gangsta-type to another outside a warehouse rave: | Nah, son, my shorty be a straight-A student. |
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