Last Week Around the -ISTs
| Glassy-eyed college student: | Make me a sandwich robot. |
| Equally glassy-eyed friend: | Wait, do you mean "make me a sandwich, robot" or do you mean "make me a sandwich robot"? Like, are you calling me a robot or are you saying you want a robot that specializes in making sandwiches? |
| Girl in the ladies bathroom at Gingerman pub: | So I was sleeping with Steve the other night and after we were done I told him that the only other man in my life was Jesus. |
| Woman talking to her friend at the bar: | I don't think he's attractive, but it's a good thing not all women are like me or else he wouldn't have a girlfriend. |
| Convenience store clerk on the phone with another employee: | That? Oh yeah, that had butt sweat all over it. You should probably wash your hands. |
Did you hear something that tops our quotes from this week? Send them to overheard@austinist.com and we'll publish the best.
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where's the public outcry over the condition of waterloo park?
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This is by far the best feature on Austinist.
I'll have to echo that - best feature on Austinist yet.
I'm questioning the journalistic morals of Ms. Clarisa Ramirez.
I AM the sandwich robot, and I happen to know for a fact that those words were never "Overheard in Austin." That quote belongs on the Negrilist, damnit.
What's next? VITAMIN P??
Talk about Keeping it low.
I agree - hilarious feature. I was also very pleased to see one of mine make the first batch.