Overheard in Austin
| Glassy-eyed college student: | Make me a sandwich robot. |
| Equally glassy-eyed friend: | Wait, do you mean "make me a sandwich, robot" or do you mean "make me a sandwich robot"? Like, are you calling me a robot or are you saying you want a robot that specializes in making sandwiches? |
| Girl in the ladies bathroom at Gingerman pub: | So I was sleeping with Steve the other night and after we were done I told him that the only other man in my life was Jesus. |
| Woman talking to her friend at the bar: | I don't think he's attractive, but it's a good thing not all women are like me or else he wouldn't have a girlfriend. |
| Convenience store clerk on the phone with another employee: | That? Oh yeah, that had butt sweat all over it. You should probably wash your hands. |
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