Assumption Junktion Funktion. Hunker Down!

As we recently reported, Refraction Arts' The Assumption is making a return this holiday season. "By riotous demand," the show will play for three weeks, starting December 7th. To celebrate the return of this theatre event, the cast and crew are throwing a hell- fund-raising hootenanny at Scoot Inn, tomorrow night.

Entertainers and fellow revelers will include the house band, Fast Moustache, and the cast performing some Good, Good Lovin'. The White Ghost Shivers will play a special electric set, and one very, very lucky door prize winner will go home with none other than a Beer Chandelier.

In the words of the Refraction Artisans, "We know how to get our Dirty Ho down. Do you?"