Overheard in Austin is back! If you've heard anything worthy of repeating, or good for a laugh, send your quotes to
overheard@austinist.com and we'll publish the best ones.
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| Girl eating brunch across from a guy: | Try this. |
| Guy: | It’s okay. |
| Girl: | You don’t know how to taste food right. You know why? It’s because you leave a little bit of food in your mouth from your last bite.
(Pause)
You know what I mean. |
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| Photographer at Fun Fest, taking a photo of an L.A. DJ: | I thought you were going to be taller. You look taller in your Myspace photos. |
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| Woman at a bus stop: | I have some books I'm getting rid of if you want them. |
| Homeless man with a beat-up guitar case, reading Star Wars: | Do you have any books on making it in the music business? ... I’m just going through a mid-life crisis. |
This has to be one of the best new columns ever.
Cops at Fun Fun Fun Fest: "Its gonna start getting dark soon and then we can start busting these kids for smoking pot."
I'm glad there's at least one other person in Austin that gives books to homeless people.