Overheard in Austin

Overheard in Austin is back! If you've heard anything worthy of repeating, or good for a laugh, send your quotes to overheard@austinist.com and we'll publish the best ones.


Girl eating brunch across from a guy:	Try this.
Guy:	It’s okay.
Girl:	You don’t know how to taste food right. You know why? It’s because you leave a little bit of food in your mouth from your last bite. (Pause) You know what I mean.

Photographer at Fun Fest, taking a photo of an L.A. DJ:	I thought you were going to be taller. You look taller in your Myspace photos.

Woman at a bus stop:	I have some books I'm getting rid of if you want them.
*Homeless man with a beat-up guitar case, reading Star Wars:*	Do you have any books on making it in the music business? ... I’m just going through a mid-life crisis.