November 6, 2007
News Bits!

- Most Americans think waterboarding is torture...but some still think we should go ahead and do it. Whaaaa?
- No more booze on the beach in San Diego for one year. Buzzkill.
- Big mudslide hits Chiapas.
- Portland solidifies position as Bike City, USA. Please, take us with you!
- Newest trendy food ingredients: chemicals.
- Vermont is now the nation's healthiest (yuppiest) state.
- Hollywood writers go on strike - will other Tinseltown workers support them? Barack Obama will.






Waterboarding is fun. I never go to the beach without my waterboard.
Zefrank makes us laugh. Please come back, writers. We need you or else the only thing that we'll have for entertainment is Brittney's vajayjay! (and no, that's not a good thing you pervy minx.)
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