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Craigslist: Missed Connections


How is it possibly November already? Time flies we suppose, when you're out there putting it on the line to make your way in this world today. And to be honest, it takes everything ya' got. So wouldn't you like to take a break, from all your worries?! We certainly would, it sure would help a lot, but unfortunately we have to keep gathering the best of last week's Missed Connections so that you don't have to...

2nd most beautiful girl ever in a red tshirt - m4w

Seriously though, Do we need to describe this one? I think a dozen guys were actually pointing at her.

Related highlights:

- Likely offspring of the country of Brazil and Bologna region of northern Italy
- her picnic blanket was strewn with what appeared to be drawings of angry doves
- Impossibly slender ankles

I saw her leave as soon as Explosions in the Sky came on, saying to her friend that they "suck anyway" and that "they wouldn't be headlining if this wasn't Austin." I basically wanted to fly my mom out to introduce her to my wife ON THE SPOT.

I hope she's at Mates of State today.

Alterna-geek chicks are the hottest chicks. You find a really hot geeky one and it's a werbel a minute!

What's the difference ... - w4m

between a vampire and a tease?

According to an author friend of ours, nothing. Perhaps vampires are a little more wantonly whore-ish. But in a good way.

If I see you again...

...I swear to sweet Jesus feet, I will kill you!

And, for the love of GOD, shut UP!

you little bastard!

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