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Same thing, another week. As you move on to the next line on the calendar, you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
At first I thought it would be hot to shave you but once I started and saw that shit crawling on your skin, that creeped me out. Im sorry I ever met you and even that I decided to shave you on my step-parents bed. I dont know if I have them or they are still on the bed but I didnt know how to get rid of them and I didnt wash myself or them sheets and stuff for a week. Man, what a learning experience. My boyfriend hates me now and my salsa dance partner at Rudy Mayas wont even dance with me. Its amazing how people are. I will never do this again.
We feel your pain. Everyone thinks that going out to dinner with new people is going to be fun. Then you end up at Joe's and realize that the bucket of seafood just isn't sitting so well after 3 sugary well-ritas. Ya just gotta get back on the horse and hope you end up at Enchiladas Y Mas next time. Oh, and also, wash your junk.
To the woman who called me a "Fat Bitch" at Super Target
In case you didn't read the note I left under your windshield wiper... next time you roll down your car window to call someone a fat bitch, you see to it that you are not doing it from the safety of your crappy car, holding up traffic, WAITING FOR A FUCKING PARKING SPOT, near the entrance and right next to one of those buggy corrals. Perhaps you are the fat, inconsiderate bitch.
Wow, what a bitch.
YOUCH! You guys are smokin hot! Me: live across street with my big black lab. I promise, you guys have noticed me. Nice fire trucks ;-)
Is that Carly Simon we hear in the background? Seriously Chica, cool your jets.
To my cheating (ex-)boyfriend. - w4m
I'm moving on. You put me through enough emotional Hell, and then I find out that you're screwing fat drunk chicks when I'm not around, well... I've FINALLY realized that I'm better than that. I am better than any drunk bar flooze you're ever going to lure into spending time with you. And unlike you, I have a future. I'm finally going to do better than you, like everyone's been telling me to do all along. I wish I'd listened to them, but it's too late now. Thanks for the memories... even if they weren't that great (ha, ha).All the best--
Your smart, attractive, way out-of-your-league-anyway Ex-Girlfriend
We normally shy away from the rebuked lover smackdown, but this one was too good. Right on sister.
Thank you for always making it a great time. I appreciate the women there because their coochies do not smell of dirty belly button and rotten fish.
We're not sure where you normally hang out, but you need to re-evaluate. You might also consider going out with actual women on actual dates. Just an idea. Ladies who don't love you and dance for your dollar bills tend to care a little more.
you austin girls are SO HOT!!!!! - m4w
The weather was awesome today, so I decided to go for a jog. I actually don't live in Austin, but is here for business.That area was gorgeous and there are so man HOT woman in Austin. I think I need to move here.
Anyways, if any of you want a jogging partner for the rest of the week. Hit me up!!!!
As much as we shy away from the hate, we do fall for the Austin-hottie shout outs. Ya know why? Cuz it's true, and all of those hot ladies need to know it. We keep telling them, they just don't listen!!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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Ah yes, Missed Connections never fail to entice with ever more depraved tales.
depraved. tear....
That makes me happier than if my mother actually told me she loved me. ;-)