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SO HAS THE HOUSING MARKET COMPLETELY CRASHED YET? WHY YOU ASK? WELL, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU. MY CARDBOARD BOX IS STARTING TO GET AS LITTLE LEAKY AND WINTER IS ON THE WAY. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GET A BIG CARDBOARD BOX THESE DAYS? NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE. I GO BY WAL-MART AND THEY KICK ME OUT. I SNEAK AROUND BACK AND THEY HAVE THIS BIG MACHINE THAT CRUSHES THE BOXES. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? PERFICTLY GOOD CARDBOARD BOXES CRUSHED!! RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF MY EYES. SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR AWAY.

MAN I WAS PISSED.

DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO HIM ON HALVES FOR A DOWNTOWN CONDO? I HEAR THEY WILL BE GOING SUPERDUPER CHEAP BY JUNE.

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Slate's article would have been more interesting if Newsweek hadn't written one about this subject in July.

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