Austinist: Something Smells Fishy in this Nightclub, Says PETA

mattg

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:22:14 -0600

Sharks are marine animals that evolved over millions of years into killing machines. I know some animals can take out a shark, but for the most part they are invincible. The great white shark is the best shark of all. When mankind tries to put it in a tank to dance over it says, "nope, I'm not doing that," then it stops eating and kills it self by starving. Obviously, the sharks know what they are getting in to. And to be honest if sharks were humans, wouldn't they hang out at QUA?

h o l y s h i t a k i

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:26:32 -0600

What??? i am just plain scared..

Grape Ape

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:22:42 -0600

As someone mentioned in a review on another site. Maybe we should welcome a few places like this. If it consolidates all of the douchebags then we won't have them all spread out and running amuck in our favorite spots. I agree that this place is in no way, shape or form Austin, but the Warehouse District is what it is and it has only grown, just like some people have Burnet Road, others have the Warehouse District.

Maximillian24

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:12:44 -0600

WTF? I thought this was a joke! Austin is no longer weird it's stupid! I like how the owner and the designer always mention the sharks food comes from whole foods. All the idiots going to this bar will only go there until the next idiotic idea for a bar opens up. The velvet rope? Please this is still Austin and if there is a line we can just go next door to the next bar.

smack

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:31:42 -0600

Maybe there can be an escape and the sharks can eat all the Dallas yuppie douches who would go to a place like this in the first place.

Benj

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:01:52 -0600

I think the survivors would envy the dead.

Joel Nihlean

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:57:42 -0600

er yeah.... compassionate people don't patronize the warehouse district

Joel Nihlean

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:57:04 -0600

Thankfully, compassionate people to patronize the warehouse district anyway.

deadflowers

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:28:33 -0600

I've been there and it's exactly as Mike says - guests aren't allowed on the shark tank at all. They're merely for watching.

djeurotrash

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:25:04 -0600

Fuck compassion! I wanna dance next to some sharks, y'all!

elvislives

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:23:54 -0600

Apparently sharks are the new Cougar bait.

lukeradford

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:09:27 -0600

oh so this is that new lawyer hangout I've been hearing so much about

marped

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 13:04:40 -0600

I for one will never set fin in this place.

truecraig

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:55:16 -0600

Flip flops wouldn't be too loud on the glass of that shark tank. Manolos probably would, though. I'm just sayin'.