October 15, 2007
News Bits

- Three UT students make national news for getting stuck in local cave.
- "Well, that's the last time I throw my son a birthday party," said Father. "I'm getting too old for this crap."
- Radiohead stands to make approximately $9.6 million from sales of their latest record, "In Rainbows."
- Ex-General who served in Iraq speaks out on the war: "There is no question that America is living a nightmare with no end in sight."
- Study: Strippers make more money when they're ovulating.
- Native American tribe seeks to build a casino in the middle of Queens, NYC.
- Women are just as likely to get an abortion in countries where it is outlawed as they are in countries where it is legal.
- Austin Mayor Will Wynn is thinking of ways to reduce downtown traffic caused by construction vehicles.



re: strippers
it's been proven that women are more sexually inclined when ovulating. there's probably a link between how much they want it and how much their customers can sense these genuine sexual urges.
conclusion: by nature, women want babies even if they think they don't.
HOW MUCH ARE WE GONG TO CHARGE THESE 3 TARDS FOR THE RESCUE OPERATION? I COULD USE SOME OF THAT CHANGE.
PFFFT.