Craigslist: Missed Connections

Same thing, another week. As you move on to the next line on the calendar, you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....
Did you bite my boob at the Black Lips? - w4m
I woke up with what appears to be bite marks on my left boob. I have no idea what happened but if you're the one that bit me, let me know...i need to bite you back. * Location: Emo's
Damn. The one time we WEREN'T responsible. Well, at least it'll keep us out of jail. But seriously...
You rubbed against me at work on friday - m4w
and you have no idea of how badly I wanted to return the sentiment.I'd love to get to know you, but I won't do so at work.
Ahh, the Austinist offices. They ARE as crazy as you can imagine. Although the sentiment is often returned, and it's awesome.
just punched out our window trying to break into our house... you sliced up my roommate's wrist pretty bad... please come back!its not like we have anything highly valuable to steal... or food or furniture or money...
our biggest luxury are the chairs we just got this week... we don't even have beds to sleep in...
you are probably the same guy who askes me for money every day as i walk to class...
unlike you, we have jobs and school that we needed to wake up for this morning...
we are trying to better ourselves and the people around us...
even you.
its not all that much, but we love our home...
we'd love to welcome you back!
one thing we do have a lot of... we have a lot of knives...
and we will make sure you leave smiling ear to ear.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.


