From the looks on everyone's faces Saturday night it appeared that a very sad event had apparently transpired, although we are not sure what it might have been. In other news we have noticed a lot of great deals on tickets for next week's football game. We're just glad that it was a bi-week for the longhorns, no game for them whatsoever. Yep, nothing to see here, move along. On the bright side we're hoping that a lot of people were able to capitalize on hurt feelings and get some phone numbers. If not then you can just read below for the best of last week's Missed Connections...

To the man masturbating at barnes and noble

I know it's not your thing, but please take it to the bathroom. And if I ever see you again, I will punch you in the face. * Location: Lakeline

Geez! We go to buy ONE book and get sidetracked and suddenly we're getting punched. How rude.

to my boyfriend at home nursing his hangover....

You promised me you wouldn't drink ever again ... So I put Ipecac in your vodka.

(Your projectile vomiting was exceptional, but you're still an asshole)

We're really getting the worst of it this week. WE said that we weren't drinking ANY MORE. We meant any more than our usual. No reason to spike our drink, unless it was to put some more vodka in the glass.

To the Impatient Moron on 29 at Austin Ave.

I'm sorry I had the audacity to put on my turn signal and pull into that shopping center, I had no idea your life depended on hitting 40 within seconds of the light turning green. But I'm sure your penis feels bigger now, so I'm glad I could help.

It DOES feel bigger. Also our Corvette helps make it bigger. Also dating girls half our age. And cursing at children. Thanks for the apology, it is good that you can admit you were wrong.

Sky Lounge b1tch

To the blonde girl, and her 3 friends, that cut in line at the Sasha show last night. I saw that little dark haired girl shove you after we got inside, you deserved it you self-important skank. I wish she would've smacked you.

Coffee some time?

Some people are just better than others. Is this news to you?! And you are correct that most of the time those people happen to be annoying bitches, we're not sure how that works.

lets runaway to mexico - m4w

R, i am dying to see you. do i have to wait till tomorrow? i keep thinking about your lips, your sweet eyes and how sexy you were in those shorts.

We wish that we were R, we'd like to run away. Even just to Round Rock. Well, not Round Rock, but somewhere. You get the idea.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.