Craigslist: Missed Connections
Milking the last days of summer in an attempt to hook up? If so we suggest you turn your attention to the information that we've just stumbled across, because apparently there was some sort of muzak festival that all of the kids are talking about on the interwebs. So if you are one of those cool kids, you best get out there and see if there's any action to be had. If you have a fauxhawk or were wearing cowboy boots we would guess your chances are quite high. Otherwise we've still got you covered with the best of last week's Missed Connections.
It hasn't been the same - 21After you left, it hasn't been the same. I'll never stop missing you. No matter how you say i felt about you. I'll never meet someone quite like you. Everyone loves just a little different and im sorry my way wasnt good enough for you. I poured my heart out to you to have you walk away and tell me to grow up. Good luck with your bars and drunk nights with guys you'll never remember. Have fun at that frat. No one makes you go but your own wants and needs to be around 50 or 60 drunk dicks. rock on with that....
Wow! You didn't just drive him to a guy, you drove him to 50 other guys. The other side thanks you and asks you to keep up your good work.
empty, drunken, breathy promises - m4w
i look forward to our next encounter. i don't like leaving promises unfulfilled.
You should never leave those drunken promises unfulfilled. Our number one rule is to not be a tease, unfortunately there's too many people that don't follow those same rules. We've got friends that call that "being a blietz," but we don't really know what means, we think it might be German or something. Long story short, have another drink and get to business.
You tried to open my door last night - m4w
Around 3 AM I heard you twisting my doorknob. I called out with a kind of frightened hello and went to my door, but I was too late. I did catch a glimpse of you running away in panties and a tank top. Still not sure who you are, but if you give me a heads up, I'll leave the door unlocked next time. * Location: Clarksville
New Plan of Action
Step 1: Buy a place in Clarksville.
Step2: Unlock the doors.
Step3: Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez
You probably will never see this so it's more for me than you. You came up to me and said, "how are you doing beautiful", i glanced back, looked you up and down and turned around without saying a word. A few seconds, i saw you walking away with an aura of rejection around you, then i realized 3 full checkout lines had witnessed you getting rejected. I gotta say i do feel kinda bad for dissing you that badly, i usually smile or respond even when not interested but you kinda surprised me. I can't believe I'm writing this but i do feel guilty way too easily.
Now see, that's just being rude. That's like frowning when it takes less work to smile. Just tell the dude thanks and then move on. In 20 years you'll wish there was some guy saying you looked hot. You'll just look back at this and cry, just like that guy was doing at home later. You should feel guilty.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
