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News Bits
- O.J. Simpson is just weird.
- Bush to appoint new legal yes-man, er, we mean Attorney General.
- Greenspan says Iraq War was mostly just about gettin' our grubby hands on some of that cheap oil.
- The world's top 10 most polluted places, according to Scientific American.
- Get your iPhone unlocked for, like, $50.
- Our legs are really, really sore from ACL.
- Another effect of global warming: The unthawing of prehistoric mammoth dung, which stinks!
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