News Bits, Anyone?
- One last go-round for Zeppelin seems to be in the works. We sort of thought they were all dead.
- "Why, Britney...why?" Hey, don't ask us. We stopped watching MTV a long, long time ago.
- Interesting article about doctors that gave an elephant LSD for reasons that aren't exactly clear.
- If you go swimming in Lake LBJ, you might want to...not do that.
- Another medical study suggesting that political leanings might actually be attributable to neurobiological differences between people. And we thought the alleged "conservative/liberal divide" in America was just an exaggeration of the truth created by the mainstream media to boost ratings!
- Bin Laden evidently having trouble getting it up. Oh wait, keep reading. Oh, THAT'S what they meant. Oh.
- A new potential candidate enters the 2010 Texas gubernatorial race. Yeah, 3 years out, that race is actually already underway. Austinist predicts that, by the year 2070, statewide races across the country will actually start 15 years before election day. On inauguration day, each winning candidate shall, in accordance with accepted custom, wallow around naked in an Olympic-sized swimming pool full of dirty money and ill-begotten contribution checks from corporate donors.
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