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News Bits!
- Greece is burning up.
- Meanwhile, China is simply self-destructing (with a little help from the world).
- It was about two years ago...remember?
- Viagra makes people fall in love. With each other, not Viagra. Hopefully.
- Some guy tried to open the airplane door in midflight. (Probably had a seat next to a two-year-old. Desperate times...)
- Sam Jackson got mistaken for a homeless guy, but didn't mind.
- Ang Lee's new movie is too hot for America (that's not hard to do).
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