Same thing, another week. As you move on to the next line on the calendar, you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Man in red shorts, doing the splits - w4m

Are you straight and single? This is your missed connection with every woman who has ever seen that! Are you gay and single? This is your missed connection with every man that has ever seen that! Are you in a relationship? Have they ever seen you do that?

Seriously, that is one ball-dropping stretch that should be kept in the house!
* Location: Town Lake, Mopac Bridge

Attention dudes of Austin, no one wants to see your junk. Well, some people, but not most people. Make a mental note, f you head down to the trail, leave your junk at home.

i need a hot fake date!

i'm hot to so don't worry message me asap if you want to have some fun this weekend!!! Please be in the age range of 18-22 thanks!

Trust me, I'm hot. Just not hot enough to get a date. But still, real hot. Totally.

sweet leaf tea worker

you are arrogant, rude, disingenuous, and i seriously dislike you.

but god-damn-it if i dont want you.

Hate is THIS close to love. It doesn't take much to turn a shouting match into a whole different contest. And in your case you get tea in the end.

You threw your knife at me - w4m

A week and a half ago, on Friday night, you were eating at the bar when me and my mom came in and sat next to you. You had some really nice tats. I was wearing a black tank top and jeans and have long hair. You dropped your silverware and I joked that you shouldn't throw your knife at me. We didn't really talk again and you left. Later when I went to order another Guinness, the bartender told me "This is from the guy with the tattoos and he says he's sorry for throwing his knife at you." That made my night- thanks! Let me return the favor sometime? * Location: Mother Egan's

Never trust a person who throws a knife at you the first time you meet them. We don't care if it's an accident or not, it's just a bad idea. There's a reason we only have nine fingers, trust us.

Brad - working in toll booth - m4m

Don't know what team you are, but you are really cute! Tonight I'm glad I don't have a txtag - because that gave me a chance to see you.

And they told us that the toll booths wouldn't do us any good, see Shilli?! Bars are out, toll booths are the new pickup hot spot. Read it here first!

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.