Austinist: Texas-OU (Owww!)

guest

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:12:02 -0600

god, that's awful.

guest

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:21:50 -0600

UT should give Brian Thomas free game tickets for life. He really took one for the team.

Scooby

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:28:48 -0600

Kids, this incident shows what happens when you troll in real life. Trolling sub-humans, like the kind that hang out in OK bars, will get you hurt. It's not right, but sometimes the world just works that way. What next, Brian Thomas, wearing a "I (heart) Osama" shirt in Lower Manhattan?

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:27:17 -0600

Let's make a vow, Austin, never to do anything of the sort to anyone WHOSE FREAKING COLLEGE TEAM WE DON'T LIKE. That is so insane.

JohnM

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:52:12 -0600

Holy shit. I thought Aggies were aggressive.

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:49:23 -0600

That's how you fight when you're from Mobile-homa.

oh steph

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:33:00 -0600

*crosses legs* Dear God. I have no point of reference, but I could only guess that it would feel like someone ripping out my uterus. What the hell is wrong with people?

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:59:46 -0600

OU fans love groping balls... I would hate to be the nurse that had to sew that mess up...it begs the question, when she was sewing up his ballsack, where was her other hand?

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:28:36 -0600

Goddamn. Put a disclaimer on this shit. That was hard to read.

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:28:27 -0600

guest, hot damn i wish i wish i knew who you was cause you funnnnaaaay

guest

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:57:41 -0600

i think the sound of a scrotum ripping would make an orsum ringtone.

Ryan

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:35:13 -0600

60 stitches? Obviously it requires a big set to wear a UT shirt there, but really! I think Oklahoma should let us handle Beckett's case - we're just getting the hang of capital punishment.

truecraig

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 14:32:46 -0600

He heard his scrotum tear? HEARD it? ... Crazy shitballs goddamn.