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i beg to differ--if I look down and see an 85-year old penis (or vagina), I will kill myself.

Sex when you're older is...gross? I don't think so...unless you're 12 or stuck in the adolescent oo-yuck mindset, or you romanticize dying young or something. Me, I think it's good news for everybody who's planning to have a full long life. When my mom remarried at 70, I was pretty excited to find out that the marriage included physical romance. Genetics are telling, donchaknow, and I think that's pretty good news for my eventual future.

Those of you that think it's gross, definitely plan to become abstinent on your 50th birthday. We'll check back with you on that day to see if you're sticking to the plan ;)