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J. Tillman at the Mohawk - Giveaway
- Having nearly completed world domination, Google turns eyes to the heavens.
- Gross: Think about your parents having sex. Grosser: Think about your grandparents having sex. Grossest: Think about your grandpa having sex on his 85th birthday.
- Move over Travolta, Cate Blanchett dons Ray Bans, leather jacket to look like Dylan in upcoming film.
- Proof that those bug-eyed glasses sorority chicks wear are totally deceiving: The "Barbie Bandits" admit to bank robberies.
- "Dude, but I totally bought that in Cancun!"
- Thought it out: Boyfriend proposes to girlfriend in front of packed stadium, appears on Jumbotron. Didn't think it out: Girlfriend pours popcorn over boyfriend's head, storms off.
- CNN looks for Napoleon's balls.
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Sex when you're older is...gross? I don't think so...unless you're 12 or stuck in the adolescent oo-yuck mindset, or you romanticize dying young or something. Me, I think it's good news for everybody who's planning to have a full long life. When my mom remarried at 70, I was pretty excited to find out that the marriage included physical romance. Genetics are telling, donchaknow, and I think that's pretty good news for my eventual future.
Those of you that think it's gross, definitely plan to become abstinent on your 50th birthday. We'll check back with you on that day to see if you're sticking to the plan ;)
i beg to differ--if I look down and see an 85-year old penis (or vagina), I will kill myself.