Austinist: Truesday: Oh No, Not The Hotness.

truecraig

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:57:16 -0600

Yeah, that and mechanics shirts with the sleeves torn off. Gotta have Navarone canons to make it work though. Or one could just go Warriors style and bust out with the nekkid leather vest. But that might be treading a little too far into the rough trade area of Blue Oyster Bar wear.

piltdownman

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:07:58 -0600

I prefer vintage western shirts (complete with snaps) with the sleeves ripped off. But you've got to have guns to pull this off.

truecraig

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:23:08 -0600

You are most welcome, 'guest' and ally. Ray Chul, you have to SIGN IN (or create a profile, THEN sign in) if you'd like to bash me without anonymity. Thems the rules.

guest

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:52:43 -0600

Holy Beans! Ray Chul is no guest! Words

guest

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:51:55 -0600

Evian mister stuff? Have you no shame POS? I have my second day back at the grind. I finally get to enjoy the feeling of taking my shoes off after a long day at work. I decide for a little nightly read before bed, and leave it to you to put me in a relaxing state where I now have to get up in the name of the mister stuff. Thanks sport! Ah, the BRUMISATUER by Evian. It moisturizes, tones and refreshes. One little spray and I swear it lowers your temp. 10 degrees. I know you don't listen, but it's made of water and nitrogen and love from France. Maybe you have something against the French by not enjoying the little spray secretly made to help folks like you that reflect the sun to help you out during your own personal heat wave every year. Or maybe the French have something against you and the product is not meant for you to use EVER! I was wondering if the French could really hate you that much? And then I remembered that I am half French.

ally

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:51:23 -0600

ok, I read this an hour ago, but I'm still chuckling so I thought I'd let you know - this article made my day. "He’s likely a loon with pleasantly chilled guns at the ready" hilarious. absolutely hilarious. thanks! -ally

guest

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:37:43 -0600

craig LOL till *dawn*, my friend. great bloody achievement. i kind of want to start a craig anatomy chart, sorta like this: arms=limp turds pits=hamsters heart=solid f-cking gold and *can* you bronze gold, dude? if so, you're gonna be in the tate, or wherever einstein's brain is or walt disney's frozen body or whatever.