News Bits!
- They think they won't find those miners in Utah.
- Historical irony?: Israel rejects hundreds of African refugees, some from Darfur, calling their flight "economically" motivated.
- Virginia Tech just can't catch a break.
- Corporate PR sticks its long scalpel into Wikipedia.
- At 2:37 pm, we systematically curl up underneath our desks for ten minutes. Now we come to find out that, dammit, that's only natcheral.
- Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) is going to appear in the next Batman movie. (They should get Turdblossom to play the villain - we hear he's free!)
- Some lucky schoolkids in New York are going to have Method Man as an antidrug speaker. Surely he can be counted upon to give them the truth: raw, no trivia, raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia.
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