August 20, 2007
Craigslist: Missed Connections
Feeling awash in connections? Underwater with a number of dates? Social life raining good karma? Then perhaps we're not the place for you. Although, if you're having a dry spell this might be the oasis you've been seeking. We've rounded up the best of last week's Missed Connections, so put on your rain suit and take a look...
late night couch peeing and amazing sex - w4m
i peed on the couch, then you fucked my brains out. we should do this again sometime very very soon.
Hey, if that's what it takes. If it means less work for us we're all over it. We'll just have to spend more time over at your house.
Tall Gorgeous Woman At 7-11 Saturday Night During Skunk Removal - m4w
You were the tall gorgeous woman at 7-11 on 620 and Anderson Mill Rd Saturday evening while I was taking care of a skunk problem they were having. You thought my company name was great. You left me speechless, and I probably didn't smell that great at the time to try to talk to you. I would love to get to know you better. I cleaned up and smell better now.
Just tell her that it was that new "hatchet" body spray. She wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's cool to try and hook up on the job, though we're not sure how well it works when it's live animal trapping. Good luck!
Like pigs-in-a-blanket we sit tightly in a booth.
Though you are with me, I am eating alone.
Do you remember last night?
You told me you loved me.
Now you do not remember.
Just buy me some goddamned pancakes.
Pink Scooter Girl, you rock my world - m4w
And I'd love to take you to dinner. I want a ride on your scooter after though.
You just want to ride our scooter don't you? Don't lie, we know how you are.
You are a blind, chubby man who I've seen waiting for buses along Riverside. You're very handsome, and I'd like to get to know you better. Maybe more.Warm Hugs
* Location: Riverside
But how is he supposed to see this?! Seriously.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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Craiglist is pretty blind accessible I think. It should not be a problem. Unless the guy doesn't have a computer with internet access and reader software. Then it's probably a problem.
Probably quite true. If any site would be super accessible it would be CL, since it's all text. Being in that field I just know how horrible the web in general is for people with vision problems.