Austinist: Travis County DA Queries Google for Info on UT Frat Death

guest

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:06:16 -0600

Lesbians are totally gay.

robotsluvme

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 16:41:32 -0600

Wait, if frat boys are making each other eat cat food, doesn't that make them lesbians?

guest

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:59:26 -0600

Would a Frat-free UT hamper academics? Sports? Anything? Save lives, save reputations, free up parking and west campus real estate. Fraternities have outlived any conceivable usefulness. Plus they're like, totally gay.

kenneth1

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 15:00:22 -0600

Wow, JUBCHA, sounds like you had a fun weekend. And the all-caps make your story so much more compelling.

JUBCHA

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:39:16 -0600

ONE TIME I WALKED INTO A FRAT HOUSE ON THE UT CAMPUS BY ACCIDENT. I WAS DELIVERING A PIZZA AND MISSED THE GIRLS DORM. IN ANY CASE, THESE GUYS THREW ME DOWN ON THE COUCH AND STRIPPED OFF MY CLOTHES. ONCE I WAS NEKKID THEY BLINDFOLDED ME AND STARTED SPANKING ME. THEN THEY STARTED GETTING ME REALLY DRUNK AND I STARTED TO GET WORREID THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ME. EVENTUALLY I TALKED THEM INTO A GAME OF QUARTERS WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA. I WON THE NATIONAL QUARTERS CHAMPSHIONSHIP BACK IN '83, SO I WAS ABLE TO GET THESE GUYS DRUNK SO THEY PASSED OUT. I ESCAPED JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. I WAS SO FRAZZLED, I ENDED UP EATING THE WHOLE PIZZA.

kenneth1

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:18:33 -0600

I'm convinced UT frat houses have more repressed homosexuality than a Catholic seminary.