August 17, 2007
Travis County DA Queries Google for Info on UT Frat Death
As part of their ongoing investigations in the death of UT fraternity pledge Tyler Cross, who died last November after falling from a fifth story balcony at the University Towers, authorities are taking their search to the internets.
The Travis County District Attorney's office recently filed a search warrant demanding access to the Google Group archives of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fall 2006 pledge class. In the affidavit, as described by KVUE News, investigators interrogated several fraternity initiates, who enumerated the two cardinal rules of pledging:
2. Don't die!
The warrant also includes eyewitness accounts from the night that Cross died, indicating that the 18-year-old had been "assaulted, cattle-prodded, and became very intoxicated due to the alcohol the active members supplied to him."
The lists even more hazing antics pursued by the "brothers" of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, such as forcing pledges to exercise, making them eat cat food, or spanking them with bamboo sticks. The whole account reads like the meeting notes from a men's kink enthusiast club; there's probably a reason for that.
Cross had a blood alcohol level of 0.19 when he met his untimely demise—almost two and a half times the legal driving limit for adults in Texas. Despite this and the existing testimony, the district attorney's office is waiting to see what turns up in the Google Group archives before deciding whether or not to press charges. The University of Texas is also pursuing its own investigation.
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I'm convinced UT frat houses have more repressed homosexuality than a Catholic seminary.
ONE TIME I WALKED INTO A FRAT HOUSE ON THE UT CAMPUS BY ACCIDENT. I WAS DELIVERING A PIZZA AND MISSED THE GIRLS DORM. IN ANY CASE, THESE GUYS THREW ME DOWN ON THE COUCH AND STRIPPED OFF MY CLOTHES. ONCE I WAS NEKKID THEY BLINDFOLDED ME AND STARTED SPANKING ME. THEN THEY STARTED GETTING ME REALLY DRUNK AND I STARTED TO GET WORREID THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ME. EVENTUALLY I TALKED THEM INTO A GAME OF QUARTERS WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA. I WON THE NATIONAL QUARTERS CHAMPSHIONSHIP BACK IN '83, SO I WAS ABLE TO GET THESE GUYS DRUNK SO THEY PASSED OUT.
I ESCAPED JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. I WAS SO FRAZZLED, I ENDED UP EATING THE WHOLE PIZZA.
Wow, JUBCHA, sounds like you had a fun weekend. And the all-caps make your story so much more compelling.
Would a Frat-free UT hamper academics? Sports? Anything?
Save lives, save reputations, free up parking and west campus real estate. Fraternities have outlived any conceivable usefulness.
Plus they're like, totally gay.
Wait, if frat boys are making each other eat cat food, doesn't that make them lesbians?
Lesbians are totally gay.