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Jesus! Will somebody go up to the Williamson County Animal Shelter and take things over please? WTF??? 1)Starving animals 2)Early euthanization of owned animals 3)Fraud and theft--by the director???!

Why do you think Bear Stearns played a large role in the sub-prime mortgage catastrophe? I doubt they have any larger stake in structured products than the other big investment banks. Besides, they're not the one issuing these bad loans --- small commercial banks are.

Over-crowded Wilco vet: let's just kill all the animals and start over. Wait, did I say 'animals'? I meant 'IRS refund check-stealing veterinary directors.'

Not that I'm not feeling for those 120 poor souls, but..

Can we please start the countdown to our real estate meltdown too? My cash is ready and Daddy wants a new pair of condo's. Or perhaps the modestly priced kinney avenue bungalow.

Thanks Bear Stearns!!!!