- El Paso man fails to take down commercial airliner by flashing laser beam at it, gets nabbed by FBI—plans for world domination totally ruined
- 9-year-old boy sets a Northeast Austin apartment complex on fire while playing with lighter
- Septuagenarian arrested for multiple child molestation charges, faces up to 99 years in prison
- The Mega Millions jackpot is now at almost $150 million
- Whole Foods is pissed that someone leaked their trade secrets
- With today being the anniversary of V-J Day, Texas' first WWII memorial is dedicated at the State Capitol
- The APD budget scandal deepens as the Statesman reveals that the agency used seized money to fund officers' college tuitions



from this article (9-year-old boy sets a Northeast Austin apartment complex on fire while playing with lighter)...
"The 9-year-old boy, whose name was not released, also started a house fire at 1303 Yorkshire Drive three years ago, Clopton said."
maybe it's a good idea to keep this kid away from anything flammable...
Does the laser beam story have any relationship to the fact that Truesday's AWOL again?
So Whole Foods is buying Wild Oat for only $565? Hell I could have bought that.