Austinist: This Doesn't Mean We're Watching The Bachelor Any Time Soon

oh steph

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:03:46 -0600

I don't care what anyone says, Spider House is four blocks from my house and has Live Oak Heffeweizen on tap. I would willingly drink next to circus clowns and gigantic spiders for that kind of convenience. Wow guest #3, that is disgusting. "Mystery" hosted a "pick-up" seminar at a swanky hotel that I used to work at and every night the creepy men who attended would walk out the front doors and descend upon the unwashed masses of 6th street ladies to practice their newly acquired voodoo pick-up skills. He is what my grandpappy would call a snake oil salesman. Wretch.

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:37:59 -0600

OH! You said breasts. Spider House chicks are still the worst attention whores in Austin.

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:36:50 -0600

Exclude Spider House? But that's the #1 spot for finding trendy "look at me and my fake brain" girls in Austin.

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:18:11 -0600

I don't think they actually had to try hard to to make fools out of the girls at Foundation or any of the other trendy "look at me and my fake breasts" bars (exclude SH). Don't get me wrong though, I'm all for fake breasts; I'm just sayin'

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:10:50 -0600

Man, Austinist totally missed out on austin's craptastic crappy new piece of crap VH1 reality, The Pick Up Artist, starring Mystery, world's best pick up artist and ironically also world's worst dresser. They made fools out of the women at Foundation last night and the ads showed them also making asses of women at Spider House and Pure. Clearly we did not exhaust Austin's stock of idiots with The Real World, so we've got a few reality options for the rest of the people with a hunger for fame and a lack of pride. Austinstylewatch

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:54:32 -0600

maybe he's lookin for love in all the wrong places. when a guy's that clean cut and pretty it, it has implications...

jooley ann

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:37:38 -0600

Awesome! This means MO will *have* to post about the new season. I've never watched even one episode, but I'm hooked on Odam's recaps.