This Doesn't Mean We're Watching The Bachelor Any Time Soon

Austinite Brad Womack has been announced as the new Bachelor for ABC's ~~tired~~ reality show, The Bachelor. Womack is one of the owners of local establishments Chuggin' Monkey and Dizzy Rooster.

Apparently Womack is ready to find a woman and settle down . . . never mind that none of the couples on that show have ever stayed together (Trista and Ryan don't count, since that was The Bachelorette). ABC is referring to him as a real-life McSteamy, and perhaps his Blue Steel look will help him find his true love out of the 25 gals ABC chooses for him.

Good luck to Womack as he deals with the drama and craziness endemic to the show. It's no Flavor of Love, but still.

The Bachelor
KVUE/ABC, ch. 24/cable ch. 3
premieres Monday, September 24

[The M.O.: Past Bachelor Recaps]

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By Elizabeth S. in Other on August 8, 2007 2:56 PM 0 Comments

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oh steph

I don't care what anyone says, Spider House is four blocks from my house and has Live Oak Heffeweizen on tap. I would willingly drink next to circus clowns and gigantic spiders for that kind of convenience.

Wow guest #3, that is disgusting. "Mystery" hosted a "pick-up" seminar at a swanky hotel that I used to work at and every night the creepy men who attended would walk out the front doors and descend upon the unwashed masses of 6th street ladies to practice their newly acquired voodoo pick-up skills. He is what my grandpappy would call a snake oil salesman. Wretch.

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OH! You said breasts. Spider House chicks are still the worst attention whores in Austin.

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Exclude Spider House? But that's the #1 spot for finding trendy "look at me and my fake brain" girls in Austin.

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I don't think they actually had to try hard to to make fools out of the girls at Foundation or any of the other trendy "look at me and my fake breasts" bars (exclude SH). Don't get me wrong though, I'm all for fake breasts; I'm just sayin'

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Man, Austinist totally missed out on austin's craptastic crappy new piece of crap VH1 reality, The Pick Up Artist, starring Mystery, world's best pick up artist and ironically also world's worst dresser.

They made fools out of the women at Foundation last night and the ads showed them also making asses of women at Spider House and Pure. Clearly we did not exhaust Austin's stock of idiots with The Real World, so we've got a few reality options for the rest of the people with a hunger for fame and a lack of pride.

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