News Bits: Swing Wings, Rove's Phone & The Simpsons Feast

- Slackerwood features some notes and photographs from the Simpsons Feast @ The Alamo Drafthouse.
- Keith Richards: He didn't mix his dad's ashes with cocaine, you guys. He snorted him outright.
- Humidity got your hair in a funk? In the U.K., they have hair straightening vending machines. Jealous much?
- Unpopular Ideas: The downside of cultural diversity.
- Karl Rove has an iPhone, wears Twins hat to show support for collapsed bridge victims.
- How is it that the '60s toy called the Swing Wing didn't catch on?
- Sir Elton John is calling for a complete and total closure of the Internet.
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