Austinist: We Need To Talk About Your TPS Reports: 101X Presents Office Space

gorfette

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:54:43 -0600

Peter: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well. Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... Fabulous movie...watch it everytime I see it on TV. lol. Hey little sista!! I'm reading your posts now! -Kimmy

guest

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:07:17 -0600

Lawrence: ...chicks dig a dude with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:48:28 -0600

Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. Joanna: What's that? Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:14:47 -0600

I don't think so Bob

cymblue

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:09:14 -0600

Samir Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore

guest

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:30:32 -0600

It has different conclusions...that you can JUMP to...get it?

Bre

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:39:14 -0600

Why does it say paper jam when there IS NO paper jam?!

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:41:13 -0600

This is a...This is a Fuck!

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 19:11:43 -0600

Idiocracy is fantastic. It gives me hope for humanity because I like dumb people.

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:56:37 -0600

"Looks like somebody's got a case on the Mondays."

oh steph

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:33:36 -0600

I find that whereas Office Space gives me hope for humanity, Idiocracy takes it away. And I prefer to live in a fairytale world of rainbows, puppy dogs and stupid animated characters who teach us life lessons, like don't eat all the candy in the pantry unless you want to turn into the anti-superhero cornholio.

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:28:40 -0600

"his [Judge's] other memorable works (most notably, Beavis & Butthead and King of the Hill)" You are remiss if you do not mention his criminally under-appreciated Idiocracy. If you haven't seen it, get aholt of it as soon as possible and enjoy.

oh steph

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:05:01 -0600

Patrick C - I just left a message for the promotions person at KROX to see if they were planning on rescheduling Wayne's World. I did notice that they rescheduled The Princess Bride for August 20th, though. Holla! And as far as quotes go.... "For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'" "Bob - Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter - I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it, Bob." "You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."

deadflowers

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:44:32 -0600

Awesome! Can't wait for this.

libgal12

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:31:26 -0600

Samir:...why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:16:27 -0600

"I hereby sentence you to a term of no less than forty years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

truecraig

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:56:51 -0600

"no-talent assclown"

Patrick C

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:49:49 -0600

I wonder if they'll reschedule the thrice-cancelled Wayne's World? I love Office Space but I'd be more excited about seeing WW at one of these outdoor showings.

heyzeus

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:44:53 -0600

I celebrate the man's entire catalog.

guest

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:39:25 -0600

"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."