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News Bits!
- Don't look now, but Mitt Romney might really be the Republican nominee.
- They found that fake Steve Jobs guy.
- Some couple in Arkansas just had their seventeenth child. Would it be rude for us to send them a copy of The Population Bomb?
- Stevie Wonder is going on tour! (The real Stevie Wonder, not the fake Stevie Wonder.)
- Bad cops in Bangkok have to wear Hello Kitty armbands. That's supposed to be a punishment?
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