August 1, 2007
News Bits: Creationism, Deerhunters & Tiny Ducklings

- A pair of tiny abandoned ducklings found battling against waves after being washed out to sea are being nursed back to health - in a teacup.
- Weekly World News Closes Its Doors (Not Alien Related)
- Deerhunter Hunted at Gunpoint After Gig: "They Took My F*cking Camel Lights"
- Texas = Doomed: Perry Assigns Creationist to Board of Education
- Spoiler Alert: Rowling Gives Details on What Happens After the Book's Epilogue



They were Camel Ultra Lights
There is nothing cuter than ducklings in a teacup. Well, except maybe hedgehogs in a gravy boat.
And there is nothing more disgusting than a Creationist heading the State Board of Education. WRETCH!!!